Pinch

Carol’s been getting so sassy lately I could so see her pinching Daryl’s ass

Daryl would totally panic and have no clue WHAT THE FUCK TO DO and Carol would just leave her hand there

And then she’d say something really cheeky *HARHARHAR* like “Pretty firm. Been working out?” and give it another squeeze

And Daryl would freakin’ panic and RUN THE HELL AWAY because CAROL IS FREAKIN’ SEXY AND THEY’RE ALONE ON NIGHT WATCH AND SHE TOUCHED HIS BUTT. SHE TOUCHED. HIS BUTT.

And the next time he sees her his face is as red as a beet

Carol honey, you're living the dream


she touched the butt